Yanked from winterlarks
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[X] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Wooooo green eyes! XD)
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
[X] You like/play/played hockey. (Nothing is better than a game of shiny!)
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[X] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
British - 1
Australian - 5
Italian - 2
Spanish - 3
Russian - 6
Irish – 8
African American - 4
Asian - 1
German - 6
Canadian - 6
American - 2
I'm a Canadian stereotype. All right!! XDv